Hamburger the Box Turtle
Raised from a lost hatchling by a kind person who meant well, Hamburger was raised to the best of his ability and was given all the proper foods, etc. What the person didn't realize was that without sunlight or UV rays, a turtle's shell won't grow properly, and it's the one thing Hamburger didn't get. Without a shell, turtles have no means to protect themselves from predators or the elements. He was brought to Popcorn Park in 2005 at 8 years old.
So now Hamburger hangs out mostly indoors with staff, (and plenty of UV rays), where his sweet nature gets him lots of affection. He'd love some sponsors, and he wouldn't even mind if you called yourself a ... (sorry) .... Hamburger helper.